Adam Hirschhorn

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Green Party
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You, Me, Fort Collins, everyone is confronted on three sides by
Blowback from the Holocaust in Gaza
Climate catastrophe
The rise of full-blown fascism in the United States
Someone is going to have to save your bacon!
Increasingly, our municipal government is experiencing a crisis in legitimacy. This goes back at least as far as the Patricia Babbitt campaign. 11% of the vote to a write-in candidate? They put a stop to write-in candidates.
Some people can't even count as high as seven candidates, or so they'd have you believe. I count seven different protest movements in chambers. I count seven of nine planetary boundaries breached. And for the last three decades, any authoritative prediction made about the future state of the environment has always come out worse.
Why should we trust the municipal government to keep its word about a trash-free city, about Our Climate Future? Do we trust them to end our complicity with Israel? So far, Woodward, HP Enterprise, and the Israel-Colorado Innovation Fund (ICI Fund) have gotten off the hook. You get silence. Silence is violence.
So when parents of a four-year old autistic child come to chambers looking for justice for a brutal assault, I worry. I worry because HPE actively secures the infamous facility at Sde Teiman detention camp where so many brutal assaults are reported—and they do nothing about it despite the history of apartheid in South Africa and their 1985 declaration to promulgate rules and regulations concerning such apartheid practices. They do nothing despite stand behind the 'incubation' of a mutual fund which acquired all the artificially intelligent means for quick expansion of conquered territory.
Think about it.
When you marry a nation conceived in the idea that a decent respect for the rights of Man is fundamental—to a nation conceived in expansion—then you are going to have a bad time.
When you put off any such remedy to the notion that we can wait to finish off the last fossil fuels like pizza. In Conehead: "Must consume mass quantities!" Drill baby drill is stupid, and I don't care if you give a mean blowie in the theater or not, I can't abide it. We've pushed it so hard even Al Gore is spitting cope. 3 years? 3 years after net zero we level to beat this? Try 20. Try "Greater committed warming after accounting for the pattern effect" (Nature). Try "Increasing risk of great floods in a changing climate" (Nature). Or try "Implications of climate change for the US Army" (Army War College) if you are science-averse or logistics-pragmatic. The timetable can't be trusted because Garbage In, Garbage Out. We blow it every time. The source is professional and solid. This means:
supply chain vulnerabilities
infrastructure vulnerabilities
legitimacy vulnerabilities
heat death
catastrophic damage to people and infrastructure
food insecurity
and water stress
Like I said, I can count to seven.
You should be a little concerned. A self-identified Monster who can count to seven is not usually the ideal candidate to set the priorities of this city. None of the other candidates can seem to identify what ails us. How can they set priorities? For some, even friends of Mine, Beer, Bikes, and Bands seem more urgent. I don't oppose Beer, Bikes, and Bands. I love Me some Beer, Bikes, and Bands.
But you sure as shingles better get you some Connected and Rooted. We must Mob Up, Branch Out, and Dig In. Unpack that how you like. It works for housing, transit, regional security, labor and therefore women's rights, information and therefore good against ICE, and against the fear of Israeli direction and interference. That's not possible when we are Connected and Rooted.
Rooted in facts. There is a Stage 5 famine driven and regulated by Israel by means of not only industrial scale but the speed of artificial intelligence. This makes it unique among holocausts. Fact: Osama bin Laden was motivated by the oppression of the Palestinian people. Fact: The world used to spend $1T on conflict in West Asia and North Africa. (Esber) Now it's worse.
It's all much worse. We cater to the "stakeholders", meaning by and large the corporation. None of the other candidates understand and speak explicitly to the corporate nature of the two major parties. Seemingly even many neighbors aren't bothered, either. Polling suggests that these two parties merit the lion's share of votes. Should we trust corporations? We must have trusted NCR after they empowered the Nazis administrative capacity for concentration camps. Gang Likud, Belazel Smotrich, and HPE seem similarly in lock step. What's the lesson here? Is the US convinced it can integrate crimes against humanity? Is opposition to this really so "exclusionist" that we need to respect the opinion that we are ok repeating Majorly Bad History.
Some of you may not know that I am intelligence-adjacent. This means I had a step-father in Army Intelligence. I am a secret agent for the LGBTQIA. PLUS, I am a personal friend of the Madame Director of National Intelligence. Now while she is flooding the space with digraphs, let's get back to My personal favorite: Trust and Consent.
I'm not asking for your trust as some kind of immaculate. I'm not a pure man. I'm asking for your trust to use all My innate lack of synapse pruning, attention to forecasts, and PTSD hypervigilance to be a complete Monster. Not a half-baked Cryptid but the real deal. We know what happens in a lawless time where the foundational requirements of a society are not met. The Time of Monsters. And this is especially troubling because there is also a vision for creating a whole new world from the ashes. Someone will have to fight dirty. Someone will have to change the rules.
Every polite measure which allows us passage into the vortex ain't valid. MIT says we could be looking at civilization collapse by 2040. When you look at where else the predicted outcome of Business As Usual is taking us, let's start at the present. Peak food. But the downturn in numbers for livestock and crop yields is a Jenga tower falling. The simulation which defines our present-day situation calculated in 1972 didn't account for entire food chains. It didn't count on the disasters predicated by a rise of 1.5C. What you're about to see is not a pretty calculus curve down. It's chaos
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Yet because of the determinism of such events, we might prevail. We might yet become unstoppable. We might find the new world you've been living for. I will not be Erin Black'd. I have no shame. Judges must learn to accept that decades of "I feared for my life" have weight. It is rational to fear and take action. It is rational to oppose obstacles to our survival with as much vigor as one might expect in the Land of the Free.
Do we understand how we secured any freedom to begin with? One must be brave. It's no vice to a community to Be Bold. I've learned that over 13 years as a Wikipedia editor. But let's be clear: lives are already at stake. If I can speak cordially to the police and help make sure a man with a knife only gets a bullet in the leg, that's one life. I mean to stick to Vision Zero, and respect the rights of not only Fort Collins Police Services, but also their Union. If they would further empower more unions, they would find us at their civil back, unless we are dreaming.
Indivisible means Indivisible.
Know that deep down, nearly every officer is responding to a deep injustice and made that their personality. Will others also step up in their way and be willing not just to work toward but interpose ones life from the injustices we see? This is not only why I marched with Black Lives Matter. We can give women at least one night without fear, and that's why I stood with Take Back the Night. Children are starved, bombed, dismembered, displaced, orphaned, mutilated, and even shot in the head for kissing a mercenary's hand in gratitude over food. If a mercenary can speak up, what are My opponents?
I will give anyone the business if they stand in My way. I promise. Win or lose, I've seen what idle talk, semantics, and vagueposting are doing to this City. I promise that if you trust a Monster, that My motives are as clear as I may make them, if you enthusiastically consent with forewarning of the good, the bad, and the ugly, I will confront the threat with maximum force. We will not make the fatal error of believing what happens elsewhere has no bearing on life in the Choice City. We have to make better choices.
Therefore, I humbly request your blessing, no matter how loud the propaganda machine cries about it. We will make sure the oppressed have a voice in government and give them the faith to prevail.
Adam Hirschhorn
Hirschhorn for Mayor
This 25th day of August, 2025
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